girlform tailored metal band shirts = possibly hot
the boots + tight pants = maybe hot
overdoing the makeup = not hot
trying too hard = not hot
posting a tutorial about overdoing makeup and trying too hard = not hot
Ugh... Has metal really become so trendy that we need instructional videos on how to be a hot metal chick? What about being a girl who actually likes metal and just being yourself? Trying too hard and being fake is not hot. Yes, it's fun to be girly and dress up and put on make-up, but metal isn't about that. Sometimes, I want to take girls like this and throw them in the pit to fend for themselves against the wild animals, but then I remember I'm too old to care about crap like that anymore... So, I just laugh at the ridiculousness of people trying too hard.
post by Bob Hoskins at Apr 19,2011 8:20pm
You need to be strapped down and whipped with a huge cock dangling in your face.
Ugh... Has metal really become so trendy that we need instructional videos on how to be a hot metal chick? What about being a girl who actually likes metal and just being yourself? Trying too hard and being fake is not hot. Yes, it's fun to be girly and dress up and put on make-up, but metal isn't about that. Sometimes, I want to take girls like this and throw them in the pit to fend for themselves against the wild animals, but then I remember I'm too old to care about crap like that anymore... So, I just laugh at the ridiculousness of people trying too hard.
How about coming down to the studio and getting topless? TOPLESS. T-O-P-L-E-S-S.
99% of the time this is true, but like me there ARE some chicks that actually like metal.... it's just that the ones that really do are so fucked up that you don't want anything to do with them.