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New site? Maybe some day.
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Coming home from NJ last night, about 12:45am, about 15minutes from home. I see some eyes reflecting on the side of the road, next thing I know a huge-ass bull moose comes charging out of the ditch right at my car. I swerved, laid on the horn and hence lived (is this WIN or FAIL?), but holy-fuck that woke me up. I worked a 12hr day in NJ and then drove 5 hours home to NH, so I'm surprised that I saw it. I was driving my faggot yuppie-mobile (not my redneck truck) so I'm pretty sure I would have been fucked 6 ways from Sunday.
The weird part is that as soon as I hit that stretch of road, the idea of hitting a moose crossed my mind. Though I know there are miserable meeses in the area, I have never seen one running around in the road in the 7 years I've lived here. PREMONITIONS, maaaaaan... |
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GO BACK THERE AND GET THE JOB DONE |
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with where you live? i believe it. its moose country up there. in semi-related news there was a GIGANTIC mother black bear in my back yard last night. like frightingly huge. |
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My wife saw a small black bear this morning right around the corner. ANIMALS ARE ON THE MOVE |
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it's obvious the moose won. |
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wait wait wait.. the MOOSE IS LOOSE!
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What you mean is that the moose almost hit you. |
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MOOSE HITS YOU |
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a moose jumped up while I was biking to Canada in 1993 or 1992. It almost ran into the cyclists ahead of me... it was sort of like a mountain stood up and ran. |
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Never understood why the plural form of mouse is mice, but moose is not meese. Meese are animals. |
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If you're almost hitting meese, you're too damn close to Canada. Or in North Dakota. |
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Did you leave a rose for the dying moose?
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it's a good thing you meesed it! |
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Cookie Monster > Dying moose |
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Never understood why the plural form of mouse is mice, but moose is not meese. Meese are animals. |
Yeah, they're mice like that cartoon with cat and two mice.....what was it called? "I hate meeses to pieces!!" |
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Oh yeah, pics or it didnt happen. |
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Yup, that's pretty much what would have happened, except the one I barely missed was a big bull with a full rack. Mangled I would have been. |
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