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returntothepit >> discuss >> wearing silk boxers = ? by the_reverend on May 4,2009 12:28pm
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 4,2009 12:28pm
I don't get it. it makes my ass all sweaty and I know I'm going to rip them.



toggletoggle post by Murph MAST at May 4,2009 12:30pm
who wears boxers?

H&M Boxer Briefs FTW.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 4,2009 12:32pm
boxer briefs are like the grosses thing ever. they should only be used for people who like to shit their pants on film.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 4,2009 12:44pm
Boxer briefs > boxers



toggletoggle post by guy at May 4,2009 12:44pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
boxer briefs are like the grosses thing ever. they should only be used for people who like to shit their pants on film.


hahahahaha good one



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 4,2009 12:46pm
silk boxers = constant boner. boxers are the only way to go, its the only way to feel truly free without free-balling, which is just gross. boxer briefs are simply briefs for people who don't want to feel weird.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 4,2009 12:46pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
boxer briefs are like the grosses thing ever. they should only be used for people who like to shit their pants on film.


hahahahahahaha i remember that video



toggletoggle post by C.dEAd at May 4,2009 1:04pm
hahahaha, thats awesome. I remember that video. So hot.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at May 4,2009 1:06pm
Silk undies is like having a slip N' slide in your pants.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 4,2009 1:08pm
I spread my legs too much and take large steps. I know the first time I run up some stairs.. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPP!
Then I have to deal with a days worth of my dickhead getting tangled in the void, strings, and spiderwebs formed when the boxers ripped.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 4,2009 1:09pm
ha! oh man that happened to me the other day, i have no idea how they ripped, but i was constantly relocating to avoid an accidental lynching.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 4,2009 1:10pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
I spread my legs too much and take large steps. I know the first time I run up some stairs.. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPP!
Then I have to deal with a days worth of my dickhead getting tangled in the void, strings, and spiderwebs formed when the boxers ripped.


boxer briefs are flexible

with boxers I feel more restricted for doing anything like that. Once you reach the wideness threshold, you're cut off. Boxer briefs will always win.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 4,2009 1:11pm
yeah, if it rips wrong, your dong gets drawn, quartered and Guillotined.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 4,2009 1:12pm
Penis head NOT poking out of my shorts... FTW



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 4,2009 2:31pm
these silken things feel like im wearing a friggin sandwich bag. like I pulled on a hannaford bag and poked my legs through the bottom.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at May 4,2009 3:16pm
did the roast beef and lettuce come out?



toggletoggle post by moenli at May 4,2009 3:17pm
Murph%20MAST said[orig][quote]
who wears boxers?

H&M Boxer Briefs FTW.


SRSLY BACKED

got some on right nah (now)



toggletoggle post by blue  at May 4,2009 3:23pm
I have liek 2 pairs of boxer briefs, and I loathe the days they come into the rotation. My stuff gets all bunched up and can't move around at all. I don't see the benefit.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 4,2009 3:34pm
carina got me a pair and of course when I find them, I come running out with them on and nothing else. it's funnier when she is home to witness it.



toggletoggle post by moenli at May 4,2009 3:50pm
I like em cuz...well they make my pelvis look enticing to the Mrs. which is a pretty big plus...I also like more form fitting jeans and if you've ever tried to stuff boxers into a pair of jeans before you know what I'm talking about



toggletoggle post by markrichardsmobile at May 4,2009 3:54pm
Boxer briefs are best BUT you have to get the right brand for you. Hanes bunch my shit up and it sucks. Fruit of the Loom is ideal. Just gotta check your options.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 4,2009 3:56pm
boxer briefs look and feel extremely gay.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 4,2009 3:57pm
they are like manties. MAN FUCKING PANTIES.



toggletoggle post by Nobody_Cares at May 4,2009 4:15pm
This thread is hilarious. LOL @ dong lynching. I approve boxer briefs, and even the occasional straight up brief. Keeps my stuff in place especially for physical work and working out. Silk boxers are eternally a bad idea. I remember having ones that weren't even cut like boxers, like plain shorts. But it feels great on your grundle.



toggletoggle post by markrichardsmobile at May 4,2009 4:17pm
Yeah maybe the ones you've seen or worn. Fruit of the Loom boxer briefs are closer to boxers than briefs.



toggletoggle post by moenli at May 4,2009 4:19pm
Yea, I'll agree Hanes Boxer breifs are pretty bad. Fruit of the Loom is great. I have a couple of those, but mostly the fruity H&M kind.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at May 4,2009 4:24pm
I wear neither silk boxers nor boxer briefs....just regular boxers

I have worn silk boxers in the past and eventually ripped them, so I don't wear them anymore

never worn boxer briefs, although it has crossed my mind for times when I can't "swing low, sweet chariot" so to speak



toggletoggle post by moenli at May 4,2009 4:33pm
yea, plus they make ur fuckin' package look HUUUUUGE



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 4,2009 4:41pm
some of us don't need that extra advertisement.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 4,2009 4:41pm
these boxers feel like I'm wearing a diaper or something.



toggletoggle post by markrichardsmobile at May 4,2009 4:44pm
Maybe you ARE wearing a diaper. You big baby.



toggletoggle post by moenli at May 4,2009 4:46pm
seriously...take the fuckers off if its that bad



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 4,2009 4:50pm
old navy makes a shockingly high quality boxer brief



toggletoggle post by moenli at May 4,2009 5:14pm
are you insinuating something about Old Navy?????



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 4,2009 5:22pm
everything at old navy is great! $5 for anything and in 30 days it disintegrates in h2o



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toggletoggle post by Pires at May 4,2009 6:32pm
boxer briefs.ftw.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 4,2009 6:54pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
everything at old navy is great! $5 for anything and in 30 days it disintegrates in h2o


not the boxers briefs, bitch



toggletoggle post by Pires at May 4,2009 7:19pm
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
everything at old navy is great! $5 for anything and in 30 days it disintegrates in h2o


not the boxers briefs, bitch


i wish they did. because in 30 days i'd be drinking my own shitty water. not like i cant do that out of the toilet right now, but it's not the same. the toilet water is missing the taint and ball sweat scent.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 4,2009 9:10pm
hmmm.... salty.



toggletoggle post by Murph  at May 4,2009 9:33pm edited May 4,2009 9:34pm


The one and only fabric garment I trust to accurately protect and safeguard my treasures, while still holding strong fashionable and textural components palatable to my complex undergarment tastes.

THE STORES RULES.

FYI: Those prices are in Swedish kronor, not American dollars. Right now the dollar is worth 8.20 kr, so, yeah.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 4,2009 9:48pm
excellent way to spend your 25th birthday

googling photos of male mannequins in boxer briefs of your liking



toggletoggle post by Murph  at May 4,2009 9:49pm
I LIVE IT UP.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 5,2009 7:26am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
they are like manties. MAN FUCKING PANTIES.


hahahahahahahahahahaha holy fucking shit that is one of the funniest things i've ever heard.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 5,2009 8:42am
ride the thunder.
I woke up still wearing them. I can't wait for another day feeling like on of those adult babies wackos.



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