Ever eat an entire box of Fruity Pebbles and then an hour later take a shit and your shit is green? The very first time that happened to me I freaked out until I realized it was the food coloring in the pebbles. But for a couple of minutes I thought there was something seriously wrong with me.
Fruit Loops
Golden Grahams
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Cheerios
When I was in rehab in the early 90's the rehab got a lot of its food from local food banks, so the cereal was always behind the times. We got cases and cases of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves cereal, and this was a year after the movie promotonial shit was over.
But the other cereals they had sucked so every morning I had to feel like a doucheweed and say "Prince of Thieves please"