Does anyone slather their pretzels with a tiny paintbrush and eat them that way? I saw it in a Marx Brothers movie and tried it and now I'll never go back. It's like a way you can feel dignified while still playing Super Mario Bros in your boxers and stained wifebeater. Drunk.
Eating finger food bought at 7-11 with unnecessary utensils is my motherfucking jam in the oh eight.
I'm also into eating a bag of Smart Food with a soup ladel.