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New site? Maybe some day.
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yep today i learned that a girl i almost hooked up with in high school was in fact my second cousin.
made the day awkward as hell
has this ever happened to anyone else?
i should have realized this since her last name is my grandmother's maiden name. |
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almost, but we were both in pretty much shock for the whole day.
esp when my grandfather made the comment that 'too bad we were cousins...' |
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you should have got stoned and fucked in the bathroom.
fuck or you're a pussy.
shooopshoop |
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haha yeah....
well i was in bristol nh...
but hey i dont smoke rev.
one weird thing was she seemed to be checking me out after the fact too..... |
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dont be gay ... do her ass
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haha yeah....
well i was in bristol nh...
but hey i dont smoke rev.
one weird thing was she seemed to be checking me out after the fact too..... |
This is why NH has the highest rate of incest in the country. Live fucking your cousin or DIE |
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2nd cousin is legal, amirite? |
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Now that she knows you're second cousins, the situation is that much hotter, so obviously she wants to jump your bones and procreate some abnormal progeny. |
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dude, don't be a fucking coward, its not like she's your sister. Just remember to pull out and nut on her face so you don't have any inbred mutant babies |
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two people i was kind of friends with back in high school were really interested in each other and almost hooked up, but then found out they were second cousins. i recently found out the girl is getting married soon and the first thing i asked was "is she related to the guy?" |
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just fuck her for a few months. think of it this way, when you don't wanna fuck her anymore, you'll always have the perfect exit strategy in your back pocket.
insert cliche breakup lines, followed with "...plus we ARE related..."
ugh, i wish i had a hot cousin. |
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"Her eye3s are screaming." |
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i know a certain someone who's cousin is a model for Maxim. as much as he may say no i know he has to have wanted to fuck her. |
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I bet that certain someone is YOU! |
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That certain someone is not me but i wish it was because i would definitely fuck my hot model cousin. Alas i can only dream of fucking grizlochs hot model cousin which is nowhere near as fun as incest. |
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Prevalence is difficult to generalize, but research has estimated 10-15% of the general population as having at least one incest experience, with less than 2% involving intercourse or attempted intercourse.[5] Among women, research by Russell (1986) and Wyatt (1985) has yielded estimates as high as twenty percent.[4]
The Book of Leviticus lists prohibitions against sexual relations between various pairs of family members. Men are prohibited, on pain of death, to have sexual relations with their daughters, sisters, mothers, aunts, and various other relations, but it is silent on the subject of sex with a man's niece.
It is to be noted that the Book of Leviticus says nothing about the marriage of cousins and of uncles and nieces (see Cousin couple).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incest#Laws_regarding_incest
The 1913 Catholic Encyclopedia refers to a theory by the Anglican bishop of Bath and Wells speculating that Mary and Joseph, the mother and father of Jesus, were first cousins.[1]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_couple
JESUS SAYS: HIT IT |
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no myspace link? fuck this thread. |
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2nd cousins are legal and fair game according to most major religions.
Fear her, fear her, fear her... Cousin
Lonely lass in the valley of persuasion
To receive last temptations from Lord Satan
"Take a bite" said the serpent "eat of it"
Without no choice to do so, she cannot resist
Impaled vagination
Compassion forgot
Eternal damnation
Once upon a crotch
Blasphemy laughs at thee
Lady you've been deceived
Struggling on the crotch
Gagging to breathe
Despite your gulp, question why
You were impaled by the angel of cock
Nail her, nail her, nail her... Cousin
Lonely lass screaming in her lust contraction
Prophecy in its final contradiction
When you die come when the dong will be relieved
Upon the crotch, before the world to see
Once upon the crotch
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i have a couple hot cousins i wanna fuck... they are all fuckin cuntbags though. |
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Now that she knows you're second cousins, the situation is that much hotter, so obviously she wants to jump your bones and procreate some abnormal progeny. |
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holy shit... if you can aint gonna fuck her .. can have her number? goddamn |
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haha yeah....
well i was in bristol nh...
but hey i dont smoke rev.
one weird thing was she seemed to be checking me out after the fact too..... |
This is why NH has the highest rate of incest in the country. Live fucking your cousin or DIE |
youve obviously never been to west virginia |
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she's not fat rev.
questioning why she would post those on facebook though. |
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That certain someone is not me but i wish it was because i would definitely fuck my hot model cousin. Alas i can only dream of fucking grizlochs hot model cousin which is nowhere near as fun as incest. |
Haha, Grizloch was my 2nd choice! Please divulge information. |
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