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New site? Maybe some day.
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That's it? I'm sure they could have come up with a better list than that. |
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i wish it was cool to say fuck you, pay me now |
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i regularly say "i got so trashed last night". |
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Today I said, "You should have killed me when you had the chance" |
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i regularly say "i got so trashed last night". |
Totally inappropriate.
You should be using the word "wasted".
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forgive my insolence. i will work harder. |
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"I got so trashed last night ... "
What if you got trashed WITH your boss? Your move, CNN.
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this is almost as disappointing as naked lindsay lohan |
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yeah, that list is retarded. how about these:
"Oh, don't use that copier. My ball sweat tends to linger for at least an hour."
"Would you wanna grab some lunch sometime? And by 'some lunch' I mean 'my ball bag' and by 'sometime' I mean 'right now, with your mouth.'"
"So I was walking to work today cause my car got impounded...did I mention I killed like 3 cops last night? By the way, I need you to hide this in your desk for me." |
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this is almost as disappointing as naked lindsay lohan |
If you thought she would look like anything less than a freckled bag of cat vomit naked, you should be disappointed in yourself, not her. |
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don't you mean anything MORE?
and besides...if you make milliions of dollars for supposedly being hot than shouldn't you be required to be hot? |
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No, cat vomit is the highest level of hot that bitch can ever hope to achieve. |
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well i thought she would be more than cat vomit
lemur vomit at the very least |
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then again, i know nothing of lemur vomit in comparison to cat vomit |
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Lindsay Lohan has nice boobies though. |
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"I got so trashed last night ... "
What if you got trashed WITH your boss? Your move, CNN.
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haha done that. before i was legally able to drink no less. |
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I don't think anyone at CNN has ever worked in a kitchen... |
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this is almost as disappointing as naked lindsay lohan |
agreed. |
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I don't think anyone at CNN has ever worked in a kitchen... |
Haha that's exactly what I was thinking. Complete different set of rules in the kitchen.
"Hey, do you think selling this bag for $40 is a ripoff?" is a normal conversation with my boss. |
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I once got fired from my job for telling my boss I was going to shoot him. Well what happened was I was passed over for a promotion for the 6th or 7th time, after 5 years of running the dept. I was in. and What I actually said was (jokingly) talking to my friend, saying when I come in with an AK, remember to stay on this side of the building. I am going to spray that side down. Some little douche when right to my boss thinking i was going to go postal and they fired me on the spot and had security escort me out. not a great thing to say working in a government contracting warehouse!!! hahah whatever, my boss got fired a couple months after me because he was fucking one of the dudes in shipping! |
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WTF
DID HE GET GAY ON YOUR ASS TOO?
SHIT, I KNOW A LOT OF BOYS ON THE DOWN LOW
BUT SHIPPING?
THAT IS GETTING RIDICULOUS
BLACK POWER! |
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i got fired once for using this website.
Rev, you'll be hearing from my attorney.
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WTF
DID HE GET GAY ON YOUR ASS TOO?
SHIT, I KNOW A LOT OF BOYS ON THE DOWN LOW
BUT SHIPPING?
THAT IS GETTING RIDICULOUS
BLACK POWER! |
He knows them in the biblical sense. He likes to get his balloon knot stretched by white sausage. |
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OH
WELL, I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT THIS WORK YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT
GOT STATE AID AND PIMPIN
WEED GOES OUT THE DOOR AND TWENTIES COME IN
OTHER THAN THAT
WTF
WORK?
MUST BE A WHITE CODE WORD FOR
OBLIGATING ONESELF TO TEDIUM
WHILE AN EMPIRE DECAYS
SO THE BLACK MAN RISES AGAIN
WORK CUT WHITEY'S BALLS OFF
BLACK POWER! |
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