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New site? Maybe some day.
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... is far far more annoying in person than on television. She "presented" this show we played the other night (meaning one of the bands probably paid a good chunk of change so she could make an appearance and gain a bigger crowd.) Anyways, I got stuck in a 20 minute one-sided conversation about how awesome she is and how she is wicked smaht about metal and what not. The whole time she talked all I could think about was punching her the face. What a dumb bitch.
Luckily, since she's only good for eye candy, I was able to smack her ass at the end of the night. |
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FuckIsMySignature said:
Luckily, since she's only good for eye candy, I was able to smack her ass at the end of the night. |
Good man! I'd fuck her like there's no tomorrow but seriously she would be so much better if she just shut her fucking mouth. She doesn't know metal and she thinks that dropping an F-Bomb ever other word is metal I swear.
Ohh and her boyfriend's band...FLAW. So fucking metal. |
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famous for pooping in a bang and having slipknot drop it off a building? I have never liked this character. |
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I was listening to her talk to my friend at the metalfest this year...it definitely made me want to gouge out her eyes. She also wears so much make up on her face it looks like you could write your name on her cheek with a fingernail.
A great moment in Juliya history was when I was watching Uranium one of the two times I have in my life, and she asked Godsmack what was up with the "satanic" images on their CD. (Meaning the Wiccan.upright.pentagram.) |
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yeah she's hot, but man does she know nothing about metal, I even sent her a myspace message a few years back saying how her show should play real metal videos...no reply...of course. |
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well, at metalfest 2004 my buddy and I actually stood in line to get an autographed picture of her cuz we thought it'd be funny. He gets up to her and asked her what bands she wanted to see. She then named all the nu metal and "New Wave of American Heavy Metal bands" that played that year. So yea, she's a moron |
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All that matters to me is I felt her boobs against my chest when she gave me a hug at Metalfest 2004. |
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meh, my gf's are bigger so i still kinda win |
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mOe @ work said: meh, my gf's are bigger so i still kinda win |
I don't have a girlfriend so in my sexual frustrations any boobs that come in my path are good with me...including yours mOe. |
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I think 2 or 3 metalfests ago, my friend and I were introduced to her. she first started the conversation by asking if we wanted autographs. we didn't. she noticed our attire and asked if we were there for Terror. we weren't. things got akwardly silent, so we turned on our heels and walked off. somewhere in the distance she called out "see ya".
oh celebrities. |
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All I know is she puts out a lot of MySpace bulletins demanding people request 'real metal' that I never bother reading. |
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she is an obnoxious cunt. i dont find her attractive at all. deep beneath the layers of house paint is an ugly fucking douche. i bet her vagina smells like a morgue. |
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Yeti said: she is an obnoxious cunt. i dont find her attractive at all. deep beneath the layers of house paint is an ugly fucking douche. i bet her vagina smells like a morgue. |
agreed. i don't really enjoy killswitch but i thought the best episode of uranium was when adam and the rest of them tied her up and adam put on the stupid wig and made fun of her the entire time pretending to be her. he kept saying fuck like every other word it was awsome |
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haha there is an interview she does with Type O Negative, and they are obviously annoyed so Peter Steele just keeps fucking with her. they just talk over her and make obnoxious noises, she looks so pathetic. |
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that sounds awesome.
the best was when lizzy borden killed her. |
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pam said: I was listening to her talk to my friend at the metalfest this year...it definitely made me want to gouge out her eyes. She also wears so much make up on her face it looks like you could write your name on her cheek with a fingernail.
A great moment in Juliya history was when I was watching Uranium one of the two times I have in my life, and she asked Godsmack what was up with the "satanic" images on their CD. (Meaning the Wiccan.upright.pentagram.) |
hahaha, you could write "wash me" on her face like people do on dirty trucks.
i was near some booth that she was in at the 2004 metalfest, and she started talking to me because i was wearing a slayer shirt. i didn't know it was her, since she looks like 95% of all the other fake metal sluts. as soon as she started saying how awesome reign in blood (she referred to it as their debut album...idiot) is, i just turned really slow and walked away. then my girlfriend flipped her off, hahaha. |
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i wonder if she realizes that not a single person in metal takes her seriously |
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i think she gets off on it |
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mOe @ work said:
Ohh it's already been boughten! |
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Yeti said: i bet her vagina smells like a morgue. |
What you don't like that? |
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ha the best was when she said she was a major pothead. i offered to smoke a bowl with her right there (cause i knew she was full of shit) and she of course said..."uhhh... i cant because it will ruin my abilities to be in your face on television." which is even more funny cause she wasnt filming anything. also i got her to believe that i was gonna put roofies i her drink when she went to the bathroom ..so she wouldnt talk to me anymore after that. hehe. |
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I don't know who this lady is, all I've heard are crappy stories, but I hope she ends up DEAD IN A FRIDGE. |
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aaron_michael said: I think 2 or 3 metalfests ago, my friend and I were introduced to her. she first started the conversation by asking if we wanted autographs. we didn't. she noticed our attire and asked if we were there for Terror. we weren't. things got akwardly silent, so we turned on our heels and walked off. somewhere in the distance she called out "see ya".
oh celebrities. |
"Hey, are you youngsters here to see Death Before Disaster? How about Cinderlla, they're pretty.....err rockin" |
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she always has like 25345 people with her and 20943 video camers. |
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Also, I just always figured she would be sticky.. she just looks like she would have sticky crap on her. I bet like 7 years ago she was a candy raver.
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FuckIsMySignature said: ha the best was when she said she was a major pothead. i offered to smoke a bowl with her right there (cause i knew she was full of shit) and she of course said..."uhhh... i cant because it will ruin my abilities to be in your face on television." which is even more funny cause she wasnt filming anything. also i got her to believe that i was gonna put roofies i her drink when she went to the bathroom ..so she wouldnt talk to me anymore after that. hehe. |
Haha -- you should have slipped her a mickey and THEN punched her in the face. |
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i'll cop to not having read any posts besides the first...
my two cents:
NOT PRETTY |
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on a side note, I'm having her baby. |
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who does she tihink she is. She never goes for interviews of black.death/ and/or thrash bands. She is a nu metal whore and nu metal is fake.
Now most metal chicks out there are fake. But i can say that meg and larissa of hekseri are more metal than mistress julyia |
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the_reverend said: Also, I just always figured she would be sticky.. she just looks like she would have sticky crap on her. I bet like 7 years ago she was a candy raver.
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wow. Stab is the only word that comes to mind when I see something like this. |
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if you look closely at that picture you can tell that it is in fact a dude. |
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If by "Metal" she means taking hard bareback anal sex with the creampie, then yes, I'm sure she is totally metal. |
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I should send this thread to her just to see how she reacts. On next uraniam she issues a statement.
"I want all my metal maggots to destroy the RTTPers for they have blasphemed me, your Goddess!"
But I would feel bad because I bet she is a nice girl she is just ignorant to metal music. Kinda like when people first meet me they think I listen to korn and slipknot because I look "Metal" I just laugh when they ask. |
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Yeah, that's the sense of her I get, too. At least they didn't try to push her to sing in some propped up Evanescence type band... |
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I absolutely dare you to send her this thread.
If this spazz ever came to a show I was at she'd get an opportunity to interview the inside of my trunk.
DEAD IN A FRIDGE. 07. GET WEIRD. |
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Who is this bitch and if she's so hot why isn't anyone posting pictures of her? |
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menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: Who is this bitch and if she's so hot why isn't anyone posting pictures of her? |
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wow, that dude really tucks it back. amazing what a little estrogen can do I guess. |
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the_reverend said: wow, that dude really tucks it back. amazing what a little estrogen can do I guess. |
early zingahhhhh for the rev |
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I bet she is creaming over all this attention. Well done guys! |
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i bet she's cool if you talk to her about something that isn't metal...FUSE pretty much took her cuz she's marketable and threw her on a show that fit her image, which explains her lack of KVLT-ness |
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sacreligion said: i bet she's cool if you talk to her about something that isn't metal...FUSE pretty much took her cuz she's marketable and threw her on a show that fit her image, which explains her lack of KVLT-ness |
what, like suckin dick? noooo thanks. |
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ahhhh, but if you're talkin to her about suckin dick you'll inevitably get to a point where you can't understand her anymore since she has a mouthful of said dick, which is the object of the whole operation
it all falls into place haha |
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MarkFuckingRichards said: sacreligion said:i bet she's cool if you talk to her about something that isn't metal... |
what, like suckin dick? noooo thanks. |
C'mon, she probably has lots of great tips. Don't be afraid to ask for help, otherwise your technique will never improve. |
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hahahahaha...
she HAS lots of great tips, or she's TAKEN lots of great tips? |
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menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: Who is this bitch and if she's so hot why isn't anyone posting pictures of her? |
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haha, she actually had a sex advice show on Fuse, too but i'm pretty sure she's not a Fuse employee anymore |
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sacreligion said: i bet she's cool if you talk to her about something that isn't metal...FUSE pretty much took her cuz she's marketable and threw her on a show that fit her image, which explains her lack of KVLT-ness |
i beg to differ, i bet she is fucking obnoxious even when talking about something other than what she considers metal. she just has that vibe, like she thinks she is Queen Shit about everything under the sun. |
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and i will bet my arms that she is a corpse lay. |
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like she'll take the cock and let you go to town on her, but she doesnt LOVE the cock. she'll pretend she does, then when you are going at it, she'll just vaguely appreciate the cock, instead of worshipping it. |
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Yeti said: like she'll take the cock and let you go to town on her, but she doesnt LOVE the cock. she'll pretend she does, then when you are going at it, she'll just vaguely appreciate the cock, instead of worshipping it. |
Unforgivable. |
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mOe @ work said: haha, she actually had a sex advice show on Fuse, too but i'm pretty sure she's not a Fuse employee anymore |
She said she quit because they were making her interview bands like Limp Bizkit and she wasnt able to interview only the cool bands that she wanted to. I'm fairly certain she actually got canned, which is why she is now sucking at the free teet of myspace.
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yea, i heard she got canned |
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FuckIsMySignature said: mOe @ work said:haha, she actually had a sex advice show on Fuse, too but i'm pretty sure she's not a Fuse employee anymore |
She said she quit because they were making her interview bands like Limp Bizkit and she wasnt able to interview only the cool bands that she wanted to. I'm fairly certain she actually got canned, which is why she is now sucking at the free teet of myspace.
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Quit holding out on us. Give me her myspace adress so I can get "Da Nigga You Take Home 2 Yo Parents" after her. |
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she shouldnt be too hard to find, just do s search or something |
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She was canned. She had a bad coke problem and fucked up a lot. |
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I am subscribing to the MSD fan club immediately. |
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menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: FuckIsMySignature said:mOe @ work said:haha, she actually had a sex advice show on Fuse, too but i'm pretty sure she's not a Fuse employee anymore |
She said she quit because they were making her interview bands like Limp Bizkit and she wasnt able to interview only the cool bands that she wanted to. I'm fairly certain she actually got canned, which is why she is now sucking at the free teet of myspace.
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Quit holding out on us. Give me her myspace adress so I can get "Da Nigga You Take Home 2 Yo Parents" after her. |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juliya_Chernetsky
http://www.myspace.com/mistressjuliya
but i highly doubt that she actually runs the page probably some of her "people" |
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"Pop stars with no vocal talent with music and words written for them piss me off the most!"
oh man i hate her even more. |
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No it's her, she's got pleeeeeennnty of free time.
Anyone ever see that terrible ask Juliya show where she laid around in a bed and eyed the camera like one of those late night party line commercials. It was fucking awful. |
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haha i just noticed that she lists the palladium as one of her favorite venues haha |
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fuck her and her non-cock worshipping ways.
love the cock Juliya
LOVE IT!! |
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Her MySpace made my computer cry. Ecch... |
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oh yes, you can book her to "host" a party or show. i'm gonna contact her "team" to see if she can make an "appearance" and "host" my show, which will take place in my bedroom. |
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get firefox and click view-page style-no style and it deletes all of the code on the page and makes the flash players much smaller and such... it also lets you read comments that people hide with code among other things |
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DeRtOxIa said: oh yes, you can book her to "host" a party or show. i'm gonna contact her "team" to see if she can make an "appearance" and "host" my show, which will take place in my bedroom. |
It's double if she brings her friend. But you get a discount if you can tell them apart. (Good luck.)
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She "hosted" a show at the Taunton practice space recently. |
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DeRtOxIa said: oh yes, you can book her to "host" a party or show. i'm gonna contact her "team" to see if she can make an "appearance" and "host" my show, which will take place in my bedroom. |
she if she will host a party at the local vfw. |
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xanonymousx said: get firefox and click view-page style-no style and it deletes all of the code on the page and makes the flash players much smaller and such... it also lets you read comments that people hide with code among other things |
Your e-wizardry humbles me, sir. Accept me as your e-apprentice. Together, we shall conquer teh intarnetz! |
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i want to book a show and have her host it, and when she shows up, there will be no bands or anything, but all in attendance will have tomatoes, and she will be tomatoed back to her cave. actually, molotov cocktails. |
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Yeti said: i want to book a show and have her host it, and when she shows up, there will be no bands or anything, but all in attendance will have tomatoes, and she will be tomatoed back to her cave. actually, molotov cocktails. |
Molotov Bloody Maries? |
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or everyone can be holding boards with nails in them. |
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Yeti said: fuck her and her non-cock worshipping ways.
love the cock Juliya
LOVE IT!! |
i think she might...there's only one way to find out though |
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no way. she only appreciates the cock. |
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I tried to send a message along the lines of "\m/looks like they don't dig you in new england\m/" but she's got some weird "away message" up. |
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Yeti said: no way. she only appreciates the cock. |
maybe she's a closet vagitarian |
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She can host my show. It's inside an abandoned fridge behind Tedeschis.
wahh |
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OT: Anyone have any pre-breast reduction Soleil Moon Frye pics? I can never find any. |
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mOe @ work said: yea, i heard she got canned |
Supposibly what happened was Fuse wanted to renew her contract, she wanted an insane amount of money and Fuse couldn't meet her demands so "supposibly" Juliya quit Fuse because they couldn't come to an agreement. |
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someone should myspace her this thread. |
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xanonymousx said: someone should myspace her this thread. |
I tried.
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didn't someone on here say that they ended up getting with her after metal fest before? |
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Still waiting for those Soleil Moon Frye pics... |
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xanonymousx said: didn't someone on here say that they ended up getting with her after metal fest before? |
Yeah Tiny from Wasteform fisted her, with no resistance. True story, I saw the whole thing.
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hahahahahaha
that must of been something to watch... |
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xmikex said: xanonymousx said:didn't someone on here say that they ended up getting with her after metal fest before? |
Yeah Tiny from Wasteform fisted her, with no resistance. True story, I saw the whole thing. |
Still waiting for those [SNIP] Tiny from Wasteform fisting this chick [/SNIP] pics.
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that no resistance thing is probably the worst selection of words i've ever heard |
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SacreligionNLI said: that no resistance thing is probably the worst selection of words i've ever heard |
QFT
"Mild tearing" would be far more appropriate. |
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at least mild tearing has a connotation of traction |
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SteveOTB said: mOe @ work said:yea, i heard she got canned |
Supposibly what happened was Fuse wanted to renew her contract, she wanted an insane amount of money and Fuse couldn't meet her demands so "supposibly" Juliya quit Fuse because they couldn't come to an agreement. |
supposibly is not a word. You are incorrect. She was a druggie and then let go. |
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If Tiny fisted her, her salty clam box would be cavernous. |
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MarkFuckingRichards said:
She must thank god every day for the invention of push-up bras.
Tiny-titted whores who wear those things are just as lame as Vince Neil stuffing socks in his crotch.
Pay for the boob job or wear loose clothing, fucking jew-bag.
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not a single logged in person got it right. watch the anna nicolse smith video and you'll get the drift. |
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i don't trust anything with an eyebrow ring |
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I don't trust anyone who can't grow their own eyebrows. |
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GoatCatalyst said: i don't trust anything with an eyebrow ring |
i'm a pretty trustworthy guy |
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DestroyYouAlot said: xanonymousx said:get firefox and click view-page style-no style and it deletes all of the code on the page and makes the flash players much smaller and such... it also lets you read comments that people hide with code among other things |
Your e-wizardry humbles me, sir. Accept me as your e-apprentice. Together, we shall conquer teh intarnetz! |
we may just be able to do this.... hmmmm
SacreligionNLI said: i'm a pretty trustworthy guy |
i agree. |
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you don't even know who i am!
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maybe its cause i don't judge people before i meet them...
is that a bad thing? |
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depends on the person you aren't judging, i guess |
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PatMeebles said: I don't trust anyone who can't grow their own eyebrows. |
haha!
fuckin whoopie goldberg.
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hmm i just noticed that the time is 10 minutes off. |
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RTTP: Powered by a flux capacitor. |
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man, i wish metal tony from manchester (CT) posted here
his two cents would prove to be a susan b anthony on this matter |
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sir, you are a natural born poet
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You all know if she gave you the chance you'd do her. |
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Y_Ddraig_Goch said: You all know if she gave you the chance you'd do her. |
Hate fuck
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thank you, dave.
i wouldn't hatefuck her with Y Ddraig's grimmtadger if Rich Horror was pushing
... nu-aidz |
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while looking for other pictures that i could put funny captions to, i found this:
and all i could think was "HA! I get better weed than you." |
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Isn't that incriminating evidence? |
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umm...high times?
i suppose it'd be something like they can't prove it isn't prop marijuana since it's a picture and all, they have no physical evidence |
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She was cavernous after I banged her in 2004 after Metalfest.
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Sacreligion said:
50,000 BTU's of DOUCHE CHILLS |
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She told me she liked my hair in the middle of the pit during superjoint ritual's set at whatever metalfest that was
I wondered if she was dumb since every other dude there had long hair
nonetheless this thread sucks, there's a million posts about how she doesn't play/know/like real metal or whatever
guess what dorks, she could probably give a salty fuck about the music...all she did is make some bucks/mild celebrity over dweeby ass metalheads. More power to her. Personally if I wanted to watch boring interviews and tepid videos, I'd rather watch this chick than Jamey Jasta. No attractive woman is going to give a fuck about what Slayer's first demo was called or what have you. (Ok, I know one--that's the exception that proves the rule)
From these stories it sounds like she at least tried to be friendly, more than you can say for most celebrities. Jesus fucking christ, if I saw this chick at a show I'd just be happy I was looking at something other than a sweaty mongoloid motherfucker or a pudgy dweeb in an ill fitting obscure death metal shirt |
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Dar said: She told me she liked my hair in the middle of the pit during superjoint ritual's set at whatever metalfest that was
I wondered if she was dumb since every other dude there had long hair
nonetheless this thread sucks, there's a million posts about how she doesn't play/know/like real metal or whatever
guess what dorks, she could probably give a salty fuck about the music...all she did is make some bucks/mild celebrity over dweeby ass metalheads. More power to her. Personally if I wanted to watch boring interviews and tepid videos, I'd rather watch this chick than Jamey Jasta. No attractive woman is going to give a fuck about what Slayer's first demo was called or what have you. (Ok, I know one--that's the exception that proves the rule)
From these stories it sounds like she at least tried to be friendly, more than you can say for most celebrities. Jesus fucking christ, if I saw this chick at a show I'd just be happy I was looking at something other than a sweaty mongoloid motherfucker or a pudgy dweeb in an ill fitting obscure death metal shirt |
3:52 AM - You stay up all night coming up with that one?
P.S.: She sucks. |
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ok first off Dar is on the West Coast, so chill out and give him a break. All you guys are doing is posting hateful crap. Just let it go. You've said what you wanted and now move on. As for the geniuses who wanted to send her a link to this, WONDERFUL thinking! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT AARON TO DO TODAY. DEAL WITH PHONE CALLS AND EMAILS FROM PEOPLE TELLING HIM TO DELETE THE THREAD. Haven't you learned anything yet? Stop starting shit for aaron. |
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sorry i thought it just give some more exposure to the site.
i forgot about all of the people who cannot take a joke. |
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succubus said: ok first off Dar is on the West Coast, so chill out and give him a break. All you guys are doing is posting hateful crap. Just let it go. You've said what you wanted and now move on. As for the geniuses who wanted to send her a link to this, WONDERFUL thinking! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT AARON TO DO TODAY. DEAL WITH PHONE CALLS AND EMAILS FROM PEOPLE TELLING HIM TO DELETE THE THREAD. Haven't you learned anything yet? Stop starting shit for aaron. |
Carina... RTTP without hateful crap posts is like a casino without roulette.
at least this one isn't slandering an entire ethnicity.
(though when babies start being born with shitty highlights, eyebrow rings and poor taste in music... i suppose we can commence wholesale maledictions) |
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Let's just hope she doesn't google her own name and look at every link. |
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succubus said: ok first off Dar is on the West Coast, so chill out and give him a break. All you guys are doing is posting hateful crap. Just let it go. You've said what you wanted and now move on. As for the geniuses who wanted to send her a link to this, WONDERFUL thinking! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT AARON TO DO TODAY. DEAL WITH PHONE CALLS AND EMAILS FROM PEOPLE TELLING HIM TO DELETE THE THREAD. Haven't you learned anything yet? Stop starting shit for aaron. |
Damn, it's someone's time of the month.
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Y_Ddraig_Goch said: Let's just hope she doesn't google her own name and look at every link. |
Is there really any doubt in your mind? |
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Awesome New Thrash Talk with Lacuna Coil! (view more) ? |
No.
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succubus said: ok first off Dar is on the West Coast, so chill out and give him a break. All you guys are doing is posting hateful crap. Just let it go. You've said what you wanted and now move on. As for the geniuses who wanted to send her a link to this, WONDERFUL thinking! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT AARON TO DO TODAY. DEAL WITH PHONE CALLS AND EMAILS FROM PEOPLE TELLING HIM TO DELETE THE THREAD. Haven't you learned anything yet? Stop starting shit for aaron. |
Carina is forever the voice of reason. |
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