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New site? Maybe some day.
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So my friend is getting married in September. It's up to myself and 3 or 4 of my friends to put together a bachelor party. Anybody feel like sharing some decent suggestions or stories? Keep in mind the following: 1. this kid can drink like a maniac 2. no hookers 3. if anything stupid happens (see #2) his fiance can and will put me in a wheelchair. |
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dave and busters..plenty of booze... and no hookers... |
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well if you can have a whole weekend..then as long as everyone can cross the border..go to montreal..check out all the strip clubs and the casino there..you'll get a little more bang for your buck. if you would consider that and need more details of where to go there, i'll be happy to give you more info.
you can eat, drink, get eye candy and spend money.. |
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"i was up at this all night bachelorette party. you want dildo jokes, bang I'M THE GUY"
"i just wouldnt be up all night drinking if i was going to entertain a bunch of kids"
"you know who i am? in the field of local live home entertainment I'M A GOD!!"
"get in your mouse, and get out of here"
"hey you, you low life lying four flushing sack of shit" |
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succubus said: well if you can have a whole weekend..then as long as everyone can cross the border..go to montreal..check out all the strip clubs and the casino there..you'll get a little more bang for your buck. if you would consider that and need more details of where to go there, i'll be happy to give you more info.
you can eat, drink, get eye candy and spend money.. |
that's a great idea, but unfortuately the groom might have a several year ban from Canada still on his record. I never really heard the full story but it involved a toilet getting thrown out a hotel window |
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Yeti said: "i was up at this all night bachelorette party. you want dildo jokes, bang I'M THE GUY"
"i just wouldnt be up all night drinking if i was going to entertain a bunch of kids"
"you know who i am? in the field of local live home entertainment I'M A GOD!!"
"get in your mouse, and get out of here"
"hey you, you low life lying four flushing sack of shit" |
i fucking love uncle buck |
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Would his wife flip out if YOU gave him a handjobby?
Cuz I mean, its cheap. |
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FuckIsMySignature said:
good movie |
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powerkok said: Would his wife flip out if YOU gave him a handjobby?
Cuz I mean, its cheap. |
You should turn that into an MSN article. "Awesome / Borderline Gay Bachelor Parties For Under $10" |
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Well, you guys could come over my place and grab a 30 rack of natty ice and we could all just kick back and play some game cube You know, bro out. |
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you guys could make an afternoon of playing paintball or whatever sport activity he's into and then go out bar hopping/drinking at night..whatever his favorite drinking place is. you can hire a limo to take you around too if you all want to drink...it's really not a lot of money |
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Or you could do what my dad did at his most recent bachelor party...
Buy a TON of coke and flea the contry. |
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xmikex said: powerkok said:Would his wife flip out if YOU gave him a handjobby?
Cuz I mean, its cheap. |
You should turn that into an MSN article. "Awesome / Borderline Gay Bachelor Parties For Under $10" |
HAHAHAHHAHAA.
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Thats even more of a friend than that guy with balls elephantitis, who has his buddy lift his balls up to him in the top bunk......wouldnt you just take the fucking bottom bunk?
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All I know is, I have a friend's Bachelor party already planned out when he gets married. For him, it's a Yellow Fever Party.
He's gonna lose his liver and control of his penis by the end of this one. |
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You need to hire a midget and have a midget toss. That's what we did....furthest throw gets some kinda prize...usually a lapdance at a titty bar. |
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Or...you need to hire chicks that can squirt......fucking awesome bachelor party. It's a bit messy but hilarious. |
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succubus said: you guys could make an afternoon of playing paintball or whatever sport activity he's into and then go out bar hopping/drinking at night..whatever his favorite drinking place is. you can hire a limo to take you around too if you all want to drink...it's really not a lot of money |
Ummmmm....whaaaa?....Ummmmmmm.....no.
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Midgets and squirting girls FTW!!!!! |
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There is no better. |
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Kill your friend and spare him years of unending misery. |
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The last 3 posts =
FOR THE WIN!!!!
Its all true.
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Wait, I think Pam is on to something here. |
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i didn't read any post except for the first one. fuck your repost police - my word advice is righteous and golden and ought be acted upon...
... it doesn't matter what you do or where you go, just so long as your buddy gets pissed on by TWO hot broads |
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Invite P-Qwan
Wit dat nigg@ da p@Rtyz alw@Yz on.
den wil owt an bUck 0n s0me trick@zz bust@hs on Geneva @ve |
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p-qwan knows where to find bitchez who will piss on a nigga!
holla!
shit. |
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P-Qwan getz tha par-aid of nappy headed hoes up in thiz bitch! |
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