Not specifically, just groups:

Cowboys east of the Mississippi and above the Mason-Dixon line

People that break up with their significant other and the first thing they do is go on myspace and change their relationship status

Kids from the suburbs that claim to be in gangs(when i was in school in millbury there was a group that said they were in the Crips, they didn't appreciate it much when I told them that any real Crip would shoot them if they ever found out they were saying that)

Touchy-feely drunks

Angry drunks

Arrogant fucks that look down on everyone because they think their band is better because they bring 30 of their drinking buddies to their shows

Network executives

Idiot supervisors that can't convey a message because of their broken english, as well

Everyone in my school. Community college is a petri dish of dum-dums.

so are offices and buses

Old people that drive slow
People that talk on their cell phones while driving
Kids
People who use credit cards while spending less than $20
Wiggers
Minorities
Snobby women

Music fans.

vomitthesoul said:

I hate bills! (but I guess that's not a person, unless you take it literal as anyone named Bill)

(I hate missing out out Sacreligion's show.. did I miss that cd release thing? smack me!)

Dumb college sluts that describe everything as lush

i agree with the cowboys thing. if you were not born in Texas on a ranch, you should not be wearing a cowboy hat. it does not make you look cool or vintage, it makes you look like a gigantic tool.

fat girls that think they are hot and dress as if so
fat girls that talk as though they are black
fat girls in general
people who interrupt a conversation with you to answer their cellphone
people who use that infernal "chirp" cell phone thing at any time
people with rancid breath that insist on talking an inch from your face
people who drive in the breakdown lane in traffic, you can wait just like everyone else
people who live their stereotype and then proclaim their "originality" or "you dont know me"
PCers
homeopathic medicine "gurus"
people who are delusional for any reason

the mutants i have to ride the bus with. the female facial hair i've seen on that route rivals any allstonite's scumbag beard. any day.

People who don't know how to walk on crowded sidewalks, or on any sidewalk, path, whatever.... Stay to your right, you half-retarded goons! It's not that fucking hard!

Anthony nli said:

hahaha that also goes hand in hand with the cell phone thing. usually those that are wandering back and forth as if drunk are yaking on their cell phone about the latest Celebrity Duets episode.

STAY TO THE RIGHT!

yes i know stay to the right

STAY TO THE RIGHT!

arrrrgh

Yeti said:

Most people would need a step ladder to get that close to your face.

stupidity and
arrogance. and anyone that proudly Exhibits that behavior

ahh yes.. pam is correct.. some of it is so bad it travels up that high though.. like smoke rises... i think stank breath does the same

vomitthesoul said:


Wow, for a pickle smoocher such as yourself I actually agree with you on some of these:
Old people that drive slow
People that talk on their cell phones while driving
Wiggers
Snobby women

Add in bitches that don't wash their piss flaps.

People that listen to your music and the only thing they can say is "I dont like the vocals, but the music is good." no matter what.... it's always the first thing out of their mouths.

Sissy faggots who I have to go to school with who are intimidated by metal

Anthony nli said:

i would like to subscribe to your newsletter

Males that don't get a kick out of things that are scary and fucked up

Rich people

Arrogant rich people

Arrogant rich people who are on the crew/water polo/other gay sport team

Basically 95% of the people I go to school with

Yeti said:

I have a lot of hate inside haha

good song about hate : http://youtube.com/watch?v=lnunECc3pf0

Indians. I have 2 of them as managers and they smell funny and are arrogant. Plus they think they are better than everyone else. Someday I'm gonna buy steak and shove it down their throats.

like woo woo or dot dot?

dertoxia said:

"Dot dot"

Anthony nli said:

And to think, you look so sweet and innocent...

Myself.

Anthony nli said:

hahaha, i always say that traffic laws should apply to pedestrians, outside or inside. i hate going to the mall enough already, but it gets worse by all the retards that just wander aimlessly. i also get annoyed when it looks like the person walking towards you in the same path is going to walk into you, so you have no choice but to move to the left, and they do the same, and it keeps happening for like 2 minutes. so awkward.

i hate people who can't multitask with their cell phones. i can drive and talk on the cell phone without becoming oblivious to everything around me on the road, but i prefer not to. if i am in an area where there is too much going on, i'll get off my phone or put it on speaker or use one of those ear piece things.

it always seems like when people talk on their cell phones in public they have to broadcast it to the world, kinda like that "real men of genius" beer commercial. i also despise when people talk on their cell phone when they are paying for something at a store. i was trying to pay for some snacks at a 7 11 down in florida a few weeks ago and some dumbass talking loudly and in terrible ebonics just tried getting right in front of me. it took me telling him 3 times to move to actually move. then he was blocking the debit card keypad, and took him like 5 minutes to move. how fucking ignorant does one have to be?

there are so many more things that people do that i hate, but this would turn into an encyclopedia of hatred.

The real men of genius commercials are the best commercials ever.

pam said:

yes they are. i like the "mr. chinese food delivery driver" one the best i think . "if you don't deliver within 20 minutes or less, the food is free ::RIIIIDE LIKE THE WIND!::"

there's some other one where the background guy just says " ooOOOOOOoh" that gets me everytime.

i hate people who don't like the real men of genius commercials.
the hatecyclopedia is progressing.

MarkFuckingRichards said:

HA that is one of the most awkward things that can happen between 2 strangers. i take the train into work, and that happens so many times.

when you're walking down a hallway in a hurry and there's two fat women walking side-by-side in front of you, and they're talking so loud and so much that they can't hear you say excuse me.

A couple weeks ago I encountered one of these teams of roadblock whales and I pretty much just sort of walked up behind them and started stepping on one of their heels. they got all pissed and I muttered "sorry, I didn't realize anyone else was trying to use this hallway" as I pushed past.

Another recent encounter I had with an idiot was at the mall. It was nighttime, therefore dark outside, and bright inside the mall. I was exiting. i pushed the door open and it slammed into some dumb lady who was just standing right there in the path of the door. She started bitching at me in spanish or something, I tried to apologize for about a second and then just walked away. What kind of retard doesn't understand the concept of the path of a swinging door? To top it all off, she didn't actually move to a different spot. She just stood there so the next person to come along could knock a little more of the stupid out of her.

Yeti said:

yeah i used to be plagued by taking 2 different trains 2 times a day when i went to school in boston, so i feel your pain. some more awkward moments riding the train:
-having an old, dirty asian lady fall asleep next to me and slowly drop her head onto my shoulder.
-people with mental disorders; i was on the train during rush hour with a guy who sounded EXACTLY like cleveland from family guy who repeated everything that was said on the loudspeaker. a retarded homeless man looming into me slowly to say "always a banana, little asian girl. always a banana." i think i saw the devil that day.
-being in a crowded train when the power goes out, and in a tunnel. complete darkness, no service on your phone if an emergency happens, and complete paranoia of someone touching you or stealing your shit.
-being in a crowded train when you have to blast some hershey out your backside. that day was INTENSE! it was like 8 degrees out, and i had just walked a mile to the train station. the second i got on, i felt something a'brewin down below and had to hold it in for over an hour. then when i got off the train to go to school, a bunch of friends just had to start talking to me. i just ran like hell and turned the bathroom into a scaled version of the bombing of pearl harbor, only brown.

back to hating people:

i went to mass. art for 2 years, so i had to deal with aaalll the art fags. they over-analyzed everything, never took showers, the girls never shaved their pits and they always tried to act overly eccentric. one day i gave some of the art fags in one of my classes a test. we had to execute color theory in a piece of our choice, no matter what the concept or subject matter. i just made an abstract piece with a bunch of color fields intertwining with one another. at the critique, they were all expressing their ridiculous views on what each piece meant. they had a lot to say about mine, and when i said, "this piece has no meaning whatsoever. i just wanted to see what sort of retarded explanations you guys would come up with," they tried even harder to find meaning. thank god those days are over.

Yeti said:

Hey don't hate on the fat girls - all the more to love I say. The fat girls that I hate are the ones whose egos have been super inflated because they know a ton of black guys that want to fuck them so they think they're really cool shit.

haha yah i work in the liqour processing dept. at my job.. and i always have to call vendors and up getting stuck on hold listeing to the real men of genius commercials... then i gotta try to talk to them in a serious manner.. pretty funny though

hey man if you want to fuck the fatties, go for it.

MarkFuckingRichards said:


I love the mr hairgel overuser one

GOT A HAIIIR HELMET!!

i hear ya dftg; at work, i feel like i always have to just run through any hall/aisle i'm trying to go down because 75% of the people either have no clue what the hell is going on or they don't speak english. and when i'm trying to these huge metal carts of plants onto shelves, everyone insists on getting in my way. i was stuck in a book club of middle-aged women complaining about rot on some of the plants, and a discussion of how to get rid of it. i think i said excuse me about 15 times before they even acknowledged i was there.

maybe i should just never leave my house, because no matter what i end up hating human interaction 75% of the time

agreed. stepping through the threshold in the doorway drops my mood by 20%.

pam said:

hahaha..."i'm sure your lady would just love to run her fingers through your crusty hair helmet" or whatever he says. i heard that one for the first time the other day and couldn't hear it all because i was laughing too much.

MarkFuckingRichards said:

yep

MarkFuckingRichards said:

just about anytime I'm in public, I manage to encounter people I hate. the plant-rot bookclub meeting you just described, for example.

the problem is just hearing the shit that they talk about it. it's beyond asinine. Old people who are having conversations about whether or not they should worry about the cholesterol from the butter on the popcorn they just ate. 14 year old girls chattering about bands that I hate. Yuppies talking about how cheap the new hyundai is. it's all completely asinine. they're all just going to die anyway. No matter what they do with their lives. somehow they choose to spend their lives talking with other idiots about shit that won't matter five minutes after they die, and pretty much doesn't matter now.

Anthony said:

what are you saying anthony, huh? you don't want to ever see me again? you asshole! i kid i kid

speaking of kids, i hate when people insist on bringing their whiny, snotty, annoying kids out in public and letting them do whatever the fuck they want. i almost crushed a 5 year old the other day with one of the metal carts i work with (these things are like 7 1/2 feet tall, 3 feet wide and 6 feet deep, heavy, and not exactly easy to stop on a dime), because his dad didn't want to deal with him. maybe i should have just let the cart sail right into the kid to teach him and his stupid father, who shouldn't have had kids in the first place, a lesson.

davefromthegrave said:

damn every last one of them.

the same people that talk about all that stuff like to harass me when i'm at work. i work for a 3rd party merchandising company that maintains live goods for a shitload of stores, including a large percentage of the north east's home depots. so my job is to go to select home depot stores and take care of plants. i am legally restricted from doing any work outside of my duties, and people don't seem to understand that.

for example, some guy needed 10 60 lb. bags of stone. i am fully capable of doing it, but told him that he'd have to find a home depot associate. he tried arguing with me, told me that i'm good for nothing and that he was going to lowe's. why the fuck would i care? home depot doesn't sign my paychecks, and even if they did, i'd still get paid. some other guy followed me around for about 20 minutes trying to find out where he could get some random plant that my company doesn't deal with. after telling him countless times that i only deal with certain types of plants, he told me i was rude and wanted to talk with my manager. so i just told him that i was the manager and that he was rude for not listening to what the manager had to say. i then banned him from the store. if home depot found that out, i'd never be allowed there again, bwwahahaha

i've spent too much time in this thread. i'm going out to hate some more people now.

I also for got humanity.

HITD

MarkFuckingRichards said:

what the hell could they do? you don't work for them and it's a public place. hahaha

MarkFuckingRichards said:


You heard right Richards. We're through.

pam said:

Chalk that up to having a girlfriend for the past 6 years.. without her good influence I'd probably have the word "hate" tattooed between my eyes.

bands/musicians that whore themselves out on shows and other people, and myself.
fat/lazy people that take up room in the elevator at school. i'm fackin' crippled and you cunts are just lazy, fuck off.
yankee fans who were born and raised in new england or anywhere else than new york.
john hotti muthafuckers
high class bimbos - you're low iq level just made my boner go down, thanks.

hahahaha to the "high class bimbo ..." bit
thats hilarious

I'm an elite mother fucker.

Republicans
Racists
Morons
The new rich
The poor

Guidance counselors.

People who say they listen to every type of music
People who use the term Cookie monster vocals
Sick Moshers
Chicks who want to be in a mantown calendar
Chicks who think they're a crazy bitch
People who shop at Hot topic
People who work in cubicles
People with bad tattoos who want to show you there sick ink

People who are down with the (sic)ness
People who don't drink not because they're straight edge just because they're a pussy.
People who say they're Metal because they listen to Slipknot and BLS
Men who wear sandals when they're not at the beach

Oh, and Rich Horror.

Pretty much a given.

Dudes who ride recumbent bicycles along the Charles River, middle aged Brookline hags who collect African art, and kids from the western neighborhoods of Boston who try so hard to be hip yet are terrified of minorities.

These three types of people are usually related to each other.

Kevord said:

People who can't tell the difference between there, their, and they're.

People who are anal about the stupid there shit. Get over it.

I hate people with stinky vagina's.
Pickle juice enema.

I hate emo kids, I hate it even more when they all have those damn keys hooked to there damn jeans and they are all making noise PUT EM IN YOUR FUCKING PANTS.

People that look like this---->http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...n=user.viewprofile&friendid=7371938
Take off that slayer shirt and I will fucking choke you with it.

niggers and jews

handinjury said:

HOLY fuck that is gay.

I hate:
celebrities
hollywood blowhards
people who hate the military
red diaper doper baby liberals
fat poor people
hybrid cars
cum guzzling preaching liberal college professors
anti-American facist scum
eurotrash
MUSLIMS
clintons
global warming kooks
kennedys
that fat cock sucker jack murtha
rap artists
mtv personalities
that ugly fucking cunt from godhatesfags.com
meatheads

I honestly could go on forever

Kevord said:

People who get all fussy and try to defend their ignorance over their bad grammar like it's something to be proud of.

people that post extensivley on this board, as if it is important..... not really, i really dont like black people, especially when they ask my girlfriend for her number. I dont like black people.

fat poor people... HAHAHA!!!!!

like usual, i love lamp.... i love lamp

-

That picture is awfully big, oops.

Best thing to do is just start off hating everyone, then over time you can make a few exceptions here or there.

And that, is life.

Isn't that the rule of thumb?

Hippies and Hanson fans.

Jesus
Mohammed
Moses

Allah That said:

DrinkHardThrashHard said:

I agree with that 100%

Lamp said:

People who aren't proud of there ignorance.

THEIR
THEY'RE
THERE

...not hard, geez.

Rent-a-cops. I hate rent-a-cops too.

Yeah, cop, I know you, man. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, we've got us another crazy nigger here with a gun. Well, let me tell you something. Human life means very little to me at this point in time. You see, I thrive on misery. In the jungle, misery's all you got. But things are different back here in the world, or so they seem. Nobody wants to talk about pain and suffering. Everybody wants everything to be nice and civil. Well, OK then. Let's be nice; let's be civil. And let's drop those guns before I pull this trigger and change the way you feel about me.

I can't believe nobody said minorities.

minorities... deffinitley minorities haha

RichHorror said:


You're right. Hop to it, people. If you fuckers can't work up some hateful bigoted racism soon, I'm out of a job. Go! Go! Go!

Fat fucks
Old fucks
Filthy fucks
John Goodman-esque Roller Derby girls
The Miami Dolphins
Girls with red hair that wear sandals
Girls that wear leggings and think it's cool
People that take up two seats on a crowded bus and force elderly women to stand
Elderly women
The metalcore band Gehenna for fucking up my limewire searches when I want to download Gehenna (the black metal band)
People who panic in front of me in situations that don't require it
Duke The Dumpster Drose-eque Roller Derby Girls

Anti-Racism said:

I wish you would get a job.

Minorities

holy shit that is great

xmikex said:

What is this, middle class pretense? Sure, being an Anti-Racist Activist (ARA) isn't as tight as being a lawyer, or doctor, but it's a living.

I bet your grandmother horfed Negro cock and you're bitter about it.

monkies killing monkies... what more could you ask for?

alt.flame.niggers FAQ

The most horrible, bigoted, hateful, etc. racist document. Also very funny.

MarkFuckingRichards said:

If that's not an album title already, it should be.

Lots of good hatable stuff on this list, I agree with the majority of it, with some exceptions. I must admit, I am guilty of the using my credit card for purchases under $20 thing, but it takes less time than waiting for most cash register attendants to count my change anyway, so it seems the fastest overall method to me. What I think takes too long is being stuck behind an old lady who takes forever to get her change together, or who takes longer to write a check that it would take her to write War and Peace, or who makes the entire line behind her wait for an extra few minutes just so a manager can be called over to get a 25 cent coupon validated. Compared to those options, I wish she would just learn how to use a credit card and get the hell out of there.

On the "I like the music and don't like the vocals" critique for heavier bands, I know it's not the ideal thing anywone wants to hear, but the alternative reaction for non-fans of death metal is to just dismiss the music entirely because they don't like the vocals. That's usually what happens, and it's much worse; at least this way they don't ignore songwriting/good musicianship and give credit where it's due.

People who post stupid things on this board every day
People who have barely any social life outside of this board
People who actually think the racist posts are funny

what did you say anonomous nigger?

Great racist forum where white racists and black racists get along:
http://nationalistplanet.com/smf

haha those pictures are great.

anonymous said:

I'm glad you hate me. There.

ShadowSD said:


haha, maybe my youth crew black metal band's first album will be called ENCYCLOPEDIA OF HATRED. we'll see what happens. haha.

i can definitely understand hating the old ladies who take forever in the grocery line or whatever. my first job was at a grocery store and i got more shit from old people trying to get coupons to work that either expired, were for completely different items, and the coupons for other stores. i also hate the people that abuse food stamps and WIC checks and all that jazz. with WIC checks, you're only allowed to buy food, nothing else. this lady who came in the store for like 3 years straight, 2 times a week always tried buying kitty litter and laundry detergent and other items of that nature with her WIC checks, complaining that she has "caaaanncaaah." she was also caught shoplifting on about 7 different occasions before getting kicked out, and complained that they kicked out a poor old lady who has "caaaaancah." sure enough, she did the same shit at the convenience store i worked at right after the grocery store. fucking retarded old ladies.

Old ladies are made to be beaten. Dry and crunchy on the outside, with soft sweet pulp within.

Stupid people.

RichHorror said:

Vomitthesoul said minorities and he wasn't kidding either.

So his hatred changes depending on which continent he's on?

I feel bad for him actually. People THAT retarded are the real minority. The guy shouldn't be so down on himself like that.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BASKETBALL
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BASKETBALL

SOME NIGGA TOOK MY FUCKIN BASKETBALL
NOW IM FUCKIN ANGRY NIGGA
I AIN'T GOT NUTHIN TO DO

CAN'T SHOOT NO HOOPS
CAN'T SLAM NO DUNKS
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT NIGGA

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BASKETBALL
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BASKETBALL

I CHECKED UNDER THE BED
IN THE CLOSET
ON THE BACK PORCH
IN THE DRIVEWAY
ON THE COUCH
ON THE STAIRS
IN THE KITCHEN
BEHIND THE TV

I TOOK YO MUTHAFUCKIN BASKETBALL WUT THE FUCK YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THAT?

travis barker just boke his arm bwa ha ha lolololololololololololololol!!!!!

Lamp said:

Islands in a sea of hatred, never to know a true friend... and all their Myspace hookups are black.

mY SPACE AND ANTI RASCISM FOR HAVING THAT AS A NAME

That's a family name.

When you are with an immature friend in public and they insult people who are like two feet away.

case in point my friend leo, I guess in colombia they are super racist elites, colombians are to south america what japanese are to asia.

one example: Walking around downtown the biggest muslim guy ever is walking by us, about 6'6 with a thick beard, wearing a doo rag, I guess that muslims try to hide they are muslim by wearing doo rags rather than turbans, and right as he passes by my friend yells out "allah allah ackbar!"

another time we were in the mall and there was this group of black kids talking real loud as we passed he started yelling out "fucking niggers get out of my country"

He actually tried to join the KKK but they would only let him be an official supporter

y_ddraig_goch said:

that guy sounds hilarious

sounds like me except for the klan part. they can fuck off too.

When I am taking a left hand turn driving, I hate people in oncoming traffic who stop to insist on me going left in front of them giving me the 'GO AHEAD' wave -- and I also despise those who tailgate me on the highway and expect me to change lanes. I welcome death, but car accidents are a pain in the asshole.