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New site? Maybe some day.
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Hey,
My I play guitar and or sing. I'm looking for other hardline straightedgers to start a band with. You must be straightedge and be completely hardline about it. If you see someone smoking or drinking at a show we fuck them up. Simple as that. Email me at XbrokenfacetomatchyouredgeX@yahoo.com if you are interested.
RESPECT
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s00per kewl tuff d00d gai |
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What are you, Utah Hardline? |
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I'm interested in joining this band. I'm going to pull a strife and lie about being sxe tho, that's cool right. |
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im taking a shit right now, having sex and drinking a beer, with a lit cigar, wanna watch the show... |
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While some girl you aren't married to is sucking you off. |
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i think these kids have it wrong, this is America, the land of the free, not Cuba.
YES
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This shit is for real. Bring your drunk ass around and you'll get a beatdown. |
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XtoughX said: This shit is for real. Bring your drunk ass around and you'll get a beatdown. |
Haha. You probably take it in the seat from junkies. All straightedgers are pent up pillow biters.
I know this shit is a joke anyway. Keep it coming, it is funny.
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XtoughX said: Hey,
My I play guitar and or sing. I'm looking for other hardline straightedgers to start a band with. You must be straightedge and be completely hardline about it. If you see someone smoking or drinking at a show we fuck them up. Simple as that. Email me at XbrokenfacetomatchyouredgeX@yahoo.com if you are interested.
RESPECT
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haha thats awesome. there need to be at least a couple militant edge bands out there. i personally drink, but if you kicked my ass at a show,it'd be all good
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you'll probably do real well at all the bars you'll be playing at |
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luke not logged in said: you'll probably do real well at all the bars you'll be playing at |
hah |
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Can I shove a cigarette up your cock? |
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Sounds like your bands motto is already more imprtant to you than your music, and you haven't even started it yet.
You offer no description as to what and how you want to play your songs, so long as the members are willing to throw down at a moments notice in a parking lot cuz some dude is smoking a cigarette.
You are in essence asking people to fight for you, to hurt people for you, and possibly go to jail for you.
Who wants to go to jail for that shit? You are probably going to have a hard time finding people.
If u want your band members to be drug/alcohol free, thats fine.
But u are asking for so much more than that.
Just my 2 cents. |
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Everyone who thinks this guy is for real is an idiot. |
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RichHorror said: Everyone who thinks this guy is for real is an idiot. |
Exactly. Maybe it is you Rich, fucking with us. You straightedger you.
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The movie 'The edge' was pretty neat, cuz a big fucker of a bear eats Micheal from Lost.
Fuck ya. |
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RichHorror said:
You are wicked edgy nigga!!
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Oh so then this is a thread to make fun of "What if" guys? That's even more gay. |
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What If? was cool. Uatu is my nigga. |
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i heard this guys guitar work and he sucks wihxc don't support xtoughx cause hes a weenie |
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it'd be funny if a bus full of straight edged razor blades crashed into the stage at one of his shows, killing all bandmates! |
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Say what you want. I just found a drummer. If anyone knows Joey Numbers then you'll know not to fuck with us. You are either with us or against us.
Kill anyone with a beer in their hand
Cause if you drink you're not a man |
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is this some kind of unfunny joke?
you're not a man unless you've been arrested for DUI, faggot! |
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hahaha, I like how you started your msg with "My I play guitar"
shouldnt it say "OH MY! I play guitar! WOW!"
what an asshole |
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XtoughX said: Hey,
My I play guitar and or sing. I'm looking for other hardline straightedgers to start a band with. You must be straightedge and be completely hardline about it. If you see someone smoking or drinking at a show we fuck them up. Simple as that. Email me at XbrokenfacetomatchyouredgeX@yahoo.com if you are interested.
RESPECT
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Shut up asswipe with your pathetic scene straight-edge bullshit.
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XtoughX said: Say what you want. I just found a drummer. If anyone knows Joey Numbers then you'll know not to fuck with us. You are either with us or against us.
Kill anyone with a beer in their hand
Cause if you drink you're not a man |
If this is someone trying to drag Joe's name through the mud that's messed up. He's a totally polite kid who books shows, and helps kids out. |
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what the fuck, Hardline straitedgers that is the dumbest thing i have everheard, how much dick do you suck? |
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Wow, this thread proves how stupid everyone is on this board. Whooooooooooooo!!! |
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anonymous said: anonymous said: anonymous said: anonymous said: anonymous said: anonymous said: anonymous said: anonymous said: anonymous said: anonymous said:
I say Whoooooooooooo!!! |
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If you see someone smoking or drinking at a show we fuck them up. Simple as that.
Go fuck your mother. Or, go fuck your mother AND move back to Russia you fucking loser. |
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WTF, did you really drag up a 2 year old thread to say fuck you to an obvious joke post? |
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If you see someone smoking or drinking at a show we fuck them up. Simple as that.
Go fuck your mother. Or, go fuck your mother AND move back to Russia you fucking loser. |
Hey, this thread's back! Also, caress my balls slowly, motherfucker, I don't want to get a friction burn. |
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i will seriously kill you if you smoke that cigarette |
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This shit is for real. Bring your drunk ass around and you'll get a beatdown. |
Please do us all a favor and make a thread with the shows you will be going to. You sound like a really cool guy. |
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xXshits no joke yoxXx
i need a hug ( |
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"the only straight edge i need is the one that cuts my cocaine." |
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Hardline Straightedge is for fags and taint sniffers. Mommy, that bad man over there is smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer, oh fucking no!! |
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"the only straight edge i need is the one that cuts my cocaine." |
haha, I found a few of those the other day. I oughtta sell them shits. |
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Hardline Straightedge is for fags and taint sniffers. Mommy, that bad man over there is smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer, oh fucking no!! |
Nah, there ain't no crying to your mother.
Cigarette=punch to the face
Beer=beatdown
Drugs=curb stomp |
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Hardline Straightedge is for fags and taint sniffers. Mommy, that bad man over there is smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer, oh fucking no!! |
Nah, there ain't no crying to your mother.
Cigarette=punch to the face
Beer=beatdown
Drugs=curb stomp |
All of the above = touched by an authority figure at an early age. |
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what a huge surprise that this band never panned out. |
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Hi Guys
I dont know what is so funnyu with this post. You people who do drugs and drink make me sick.
Ive been listening to Earth Crisis my whole life and live by the rules.
anyone who disagrees and get my brass knuckels into there skull.
REPRESNT |
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FIGURED NO ONE WOULD RESPOND. YOU ALL ARE SCARED. SCARED LITTLE METAL KIDS WHO LIVE WITH THEIR MOMMIES.
SXE STILL LIVES ON, IN TRUE FORM.
COME TO ONE OF MY BANDS SHOWS AND ILL SHOW YOU WHATS UP.
IF I SEE ANYONE PUT ANY TOXIN IN THEIR BODY YOU LL GET A BEATDOWN
REPRESNT |
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Everyone who thought this was anything but a joke thread should chug some liquid drain-o. |
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yea ok
ill make you cry like you were watching the end of titanic in a pit of cockroaches |
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