I just called daddys manch
the conv was wicked short but funny.
me: (in death metal voice) YOU JUST LOST A SALE!
them: (I think it was Kevin) What ??
me: YOU JUST LOST A FUCKING SALE BECAUSE YOURE GUITARS ARE FUCKING JUNNNNKKKKK.
them: hahaha ok.
me: IKNOW ITS OOOKKK CUZ THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAIIID.
hahahahaha he hung up.