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New site? Maybe some day.
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i told the entire room to fuck off
go me
my boss didn't say anything though |
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i'd have to see it to believe it. |
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I am in the other room and the boss just came over and said she did. She is apparently not in a very touchy, feely good mood today! |
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i'd tell you to come here and i'd do it again...but i scared a few people because after i said it...
one older man (twice my age who does the same thing as me) said..wow...did someone hit a sorespot with you?
i said YES , the fuckoff comment didn't set you off?
and they totally dropped it and are keeping to themselves now
i hate people who don't fuckin know me and get on my case about shit that is NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS
and then Shannon (who gets mad at them too) is telling me to relax and chill out
i'm fine now because i think i scared them |
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i prefer it when aaron calls it being "passionate"
lol
i'm fine now..but these people rub me the wrong way |
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KIll 'em all!
Sometimes I'm glad I don't have a job.
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I got demoted for my temper problem. I had my own store, and was running the best figures in the district, but I told one too many customers to fuck off. |
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i'm fine now..
but first i don't go out to lunch with them and they spread rumors that i am anorexic (last year i was techincally under weight)
anyhow, i got sick this year...and then if i eat a piece of chocolate or something junk...someone comments "all you eat is crap"
like what the fuck?
how do you know?
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oh what did it today was someone telling me that my badge ID was a horrible photo of me
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING ME UP IN THE COMPUTER YOU NOSEY BITCH?
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you know if you ignore them,
you will live longer. |
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:O
this ladies and gentleman answers the post the other day "have you ever seen a french candian angry?" (maybe not by birth but it rubbed off on you) |
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no, ask aaron, my anger is my 100% italian blood |
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succubus said: oh what did it today was someone telling me that my badge ID was a horrible photo of me
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING ME UP IN THE COMPUTER YOU NOSEY BITCH?
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As I posted in the other thread, a comment like that is defineable as sexual harrassment. Just threaten to sue, and watch the whole office kiss your ass for a while.
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succubus said: no, ask aaron, my anger is my 100% italian blood |
Italian bitches are the only women in the world who get sexier when thier angry. Except my grandma, she's never sexy, so keep your hands off her.
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get this...so another girl said.. "i'm hungry"
and a guy says " Do you want my banana?"
and they both burst out laughing..
Arrowhead, this room i am in is a sexual harassment suit waiting for the wrong person to come in...
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Yeah, I've worked places like that. I used to slap my GM in the nuts when he was standing and talking with the District Manager. Or we'd answer the phones "would you like pick-up, or deliver-me" |
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succubus said: get this...so another girl said.. "i'm hungry"
and a guy says " Do you want my banana?"
and they both burst out laughing..
Arrowhead, this room i am in is a sexual harassment suit waiting for the wrong person to come in...
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What did the male banana say to the female banana? |
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peel off my pants beat me and ill creme everywhere? |
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uh no. but thatll be good too.
He said: "I find you APPEALING"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Did I spell appealing wrong? I think I did. |
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The funny thing is, the one that said "want my banana" looks to be about 16, so actually it would be "want my baby gerkin"!!!! |
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Hey shannon. Its the your hot alter ego.
What's goin on? |
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looking hotter than ever I bet!!!
Not much, just trying to keep Succubus from going Italian on all our co-workers! |
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lucky thing i'm not roman |
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italian but not from rome |
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guess you never heard that old ass saying "I'm part Roman anbd part part Russian....Roman hands and Russian fingers"....hahaha |
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Oh well, its one of those old dumb ones like "if I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me" or "nice jeans, can I talk you out of them".... |
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succubus said: italian but not from rome |
"Clifford Worley: You're Sicilian, ha?
Vincenzo Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian.
Clifford Worley: Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers.
Vincenzo Coccotti: Come again?
Clifford Worley: It's a fact. See, Sicilians have black blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, you see, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers.
Vincenzo Coccotti: Yes...
Clifford Worley: So you see, way back then, Sicilians were like wops from northern Italy. They all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women that they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this...
Vincenzo Coccotti: [laughs]
Clifford Worley: No, I'm quoting... history. It's written, it's a fact, it's written.
Vincenzo Coccotti: [laughs] I love this guy.
Clifford Worley: Your ancestors are niggers. Yeah, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, yeah, and she had a half nigger kid... Now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? Cause you, you're part eggplant."
Sorry, I love that movie. |
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yo go girl. show no mercy! |
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and sicilians are not italian
heh |
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BornSoVile said: yo go girl. show no mercy! |
josh, i'm stuck here until 9! bring me dinner =)
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i'm sicilian. *strokes enormous penis* |
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HEY!! Quit stroking my enormous penis. Play with your own shriveled plum you bastard!!
-some dude with an enormous penis |
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we have obviously entered into the world of fantasy now!!!
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Shannon said: we have obviously entered into the world of fantasy now!!!
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are you trying to say you've seen / dealth with Hooker's penis?? |
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succubus said: Shannon said:we have obviously entered into the world of fantasy now!!!
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are you trying to say you've seen / dealth with Hooker's penis?? |
Oh Girl, you suck....you really do suck!
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I have no idea what's going on right now. |
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Hooker said:
I have no idea what's going on right now. |
Good answer, just keep pretending you don't and it will all go away. Just like a wet dream! |
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WHOAH
hooker and shannon
hmm
and i only find out now! |
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Huh, what,...did you just say "Shannon is a Hooker"....
How dare you tell everyone and I thought we were friends!!!! |
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I don't even know who this shannon dude is, but if he's got manboobs, count me in. |
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Whoa DUDE, yeah a handful of manboobs at least! |
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succubus said: and sicilians are not italian
heh |
The hell there not!
They are plenty Italian. And all Italians are roman. The EMPIRE!!! |
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umm nope ..
Sicilians are proud of being Sicilian and claim to be better than italian |
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succubus and shannon make a dangerously sexy team |
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Well I have seen Shannon so its 50% sexy so far. |
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swamplorddvm said: Well I have seen Shannon so its 50% sexy so far. |
ok dude if you come to this site and you don't know what succubus looks like then there is seriously something wrong with u. add the other 50% in there |
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Oops I mean I havent (HAVE NOT) seen Shannon.
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Kalopsia said: succubus and shannon make a dangerously sexy team |
and why is that?
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swamplorddvm said: Oops I mean I havent (HAVE NOT) seen Shannon.
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since your my alter ego, don't you catch a glimpse of me in the mirror once in awhile.....Muuahahahaha (stole succubus's evil laugh)
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Im mostly awake when you (we) shower. |
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you guys must play with yourselves too |
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well she does. Then I just watch.
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ok, this alter ego shit is getting freaky...I had no idea he was watching! |
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But I laways have to remind her to wipe front to back. |
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and I have to remind him not to shake it so much when he is done! |
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*puts cigarette out on scrotum* |
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Well christ no matter how much I shake theres always alittle drip!!! |
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i wanna know which part hooker played with |
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Hooker said:
I have no idea what's going on right now. |
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Hooker is taking the "hmmm, which way did he go" route! |
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