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: post by Yeti at 2009-12-03 13:33:27
Lovejoy: Hmmm. I'm a shepherd without a flock. What have I done to lose them?

St. Eleutherius: The real question is: What have you done to keep them?

Lovejoy: St. Eleutherius of Nicomedia!

St. Eleutherius: That's my name, don't wear it out.

St. Bartholomew: To inspire men, you must be brave. I introduced Christianity to Mongolia. It didn't take, but it was worth a try.

St. Lucian: Tell us, good Reverend, what great deeds have you done to inspire the hearts of men?

Lovejoy: Well, I had the vestibule recarpeted.

St. Donickus: I've appeared in over eight thousand visions, and that's the lamest reply I've ever heard.

Lovejoy: Oh, now please, I, I thought saints were supposed to be friendly.

St. Donickus: You ... you're just lucky God isn't here.
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